Live at Zedel

— February 28th, 2020

In what is likely to be the last ever post on this old yet trustworthy website, I'm excited to mention that Tim is doing his super Flanders and Swann show at a really swanky venue called Zedel just off Piccadilly Circus - it's a lovely evening out so if you're free and fancy it do come.

See the Flanders and Swann Tour Dates Here


— June 1st, 2018

Tim and his nemesis Alex Horne engage in a little light betting. And punctuation.


Tim made the mistake of telling the doctor he doesn't like heights...

UK Tour

— September 24th, 2016

Dear All,


Hope you're really well. A bit of celebrate the Shakespeare 400th Anniversary I'm on tour with my stand up show about Shakespeare's Stand up comic Will Kempe - it's a really funny show and if you're free, please do come.


Here are the dates and contacts for tickets... This time as well as the theatres and a great museum I'm playing really rare and brilliant church buildings that were there at the time Shakespeare and Kempe were first cracking jokes.


There's a video about Kempe here


14th Sept STAMFORD St John’s Church ALL GONE

16th Sept BRIDPORT Arts Centre ALL GONE



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Thanks for reading - hope you're all well and that I see you at a show soon.

back in the armour

— March 3rd, 2016

Dear All, The tour continues with Deal and Horsham this week then Salisbury, Newbury and Colchester next week - do come. More date are being added. A list of full dates below or email me if you'd like to. I've also just finished filming a new thing in armour for Channel 4 - details to follow but it was great to be back in the medieval metal. Have a great Thursday - hopefully see you at a tour date soon. thanks for reading T

tour RADIO 4

— February 5th, 2016



Just a quick email - I'm on a UK tour with The Gamble live show - the tour kicks off tonight in Poole - do come to one of the dates i'm everywhere from the south coast to St Andrew's - be lovely to see you.

For anyone interested here's me talking betting on BBC Breakfast with the lovely Naga


And The Gambler Radio series is back on BBC Radio 4 - 630 wednesday nights - if you've missed an EP - they're here.


Thanks for reading and hope to see you at a live show soon


Happy Friday




2016 Tour Dates

— December 15th, 2015

2016 - Confirmed tour dates so far!

venue day date time box office price
Poole Lighthouse Fri 05-Feb-16 7.45pm 0844 4068666 £14/£12
The Rondo, Bath Thurs 11-Feb-16 8pm 0333 666 3366 £14/£12
Norden Farm, Maidenhead Sat 13-Feb-16 8pm 01628 788997 £12
Greenwich Theatre Weds 17-Feb-16 7.30pm 020 8858 7755 £15/£12.50
The Lowry Studio, Salford Thurs 18-Feb-16 8pm 0843 208 6010 £14/£12
The Kirkgate Centre, Cockermouth Fri 19-Feb-16 8pm 01900 826448 £13
The Firebug, Leicester Sat 20-Feb-16 8.30pm 0116 242 3595 £10/£8
The Astor, Deal Thurs 03-Mar-16 8pm 01304 370220 £15
The Capitol, Horsham Sat 05-Mar-16 7.45pm 01403 750220 £13/£11
Arlington Arts, Newbury Thurs 10-Mar-16 8pm 01635 244246 £13
The Studio, Mercury Fri 11-Mar-16 8pm 01206 573948 £12/£10
Selby Town Hall Thurs 24-Mar-16   01757 708449 £13
Norwich Playhouse Fri 01-Apr-16 8pm 01603 598598 £14/£12
Square Chapel, Halifax Sat 09-Apr-16 7.30pm 01422 349422 £13/£11
Byre Theatre, St Andrews Thurs 21-Apr-16 7.30pm 01334 475000 £14/£12


new stuff

— October 21st, 2015

Hi All

its nearly the end of the day in UK - new videos on line - you might like them.


Do have a look if you can -


Hope you're all well - for flanders fans - new dates are on the website too. Thanks for reading this. Hope you enjoy the videos (all about a minute)



come and play

— May 29th, 2015

Dear All,

Hope you're enjoying the sunshine!  And thanks so much for listening into Radio 4 for the Gambler (there's still one ep left on the iplayer if you wanted to hear it)


New news in - there are some live shows I'm doing coming up - please come...

4th June (NEXT WEEK) Richmond Theatre, Richmond, London - FLANDERS AND SWANN - it's over 50 years since the originals played there and NOW WE'RE BACK!  To celebrate they've agreed I can offer you kind people who read this a deal on tickets - For £15 tickets, they can Quote ‘Vollie Offer’ with the Box Office or enter promo code VOLLIE15 online. This is the link.

they've made me say the following as it's controversial - "Please note that a £2.90 per ticket booking fee and £2.85 transaction fee applies." (As they would normally.)

That only applies to Richmond!

Next up on the 12th June something really special - I'm doing a 10th ANNIVERSARY BATH SHOW SPECIAL in NORWICH - it will be so much fun and I'd love you all to come if you're near.  Here are the details.


And JULY 10th FLANDERS AND SWANN hits the oxford playhouse - tickets are selling fast so please do send anyone you know along - it should be a super night.  The link for information.


AUGUST IS EDINBURGH - details of flanders and the solo show are on those links - again tickets are selling so please do come along.


thanks so much for reading this and I really hope to see you at one of the shows really soon


all the best




— April 28th, 2015

Dear All, Tickets for this years brand new Edinburgh show have just gone on sale - do come along It's called the Gambler - a shot in the dark Tickets are here Hope to see you up there in August & thanks for reading

coming up

— April 16th, 2015

Dear All,

The Gambler on Radio 4 - there's one more episode to go - NEXT WEDNESDAY 22nd 18.30PM - do have a listen if you're free. If you've missed any - the BBC has put them up on the iplayer - they're only there for a bit - but they are here

ALSO ON 22nd APRIL at 9PM - I'm live on the south bank at the Udderbelly - tickets are here do please come -


and it's hitting OXFORD on the 10th JULY -

EDINBURGH - i'll be there - tickets for some of the shows are up already and selling - but I'm doing a solo show (The Gambler - a shot in the dark), Flanders and Swann and details are being finalised for a couple of other things - I'll be putting them out soon.

Really hope to see as many of you as possible at one of the above and as ever thanks for reading this best wishes tim